All I’m asking for is a full-length trench coat in size 50 Long that comes in brown, is that too much to ask? I know you have a hard-on for black and beige, but I’d really love a few more options with one of the most common articles of men’s clothing in the world. Also, “full-length” doesn’t mean “down to my thighs“, I’d love to avoid getting my pants completely drenched if I’m caught in the rain; that’s the whole point of a long, water-poof coat.
And one more teensy, tiny little thing. A trench coat is meant to keep the rain out, hence why it’s also called a rain coat. . . so WHY IN THE HELL DO HALF THE COATS I FIND ONLINE HAVE LEATHER COLLARS?!?