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Entries from October 2008

This is What I Do For Fun When I’m Not Reading IT Books. . . No Seriously

October 29, 2008 · 1 Comment

Why am I going through Precalculus Mathematics in a Nutshell: Geometry, Algebra, Trigonometry and Calculus With Analytic Geometry, only to spend another two years doing the actual calculus courses, along with differential equations, discrete math, and linear algebra?

Because it not only means that I get to burn through physics, but I also get to fry my brain with stuff like this when I decide what other classes to take at Berkeley:

So, say goodbye now and hope that the only color my hair turns is white. What’s worse, my friends and family fear for their lives at the prospect of a particular double-major I’m thinking about. (The second one, that’s the choice that makes my loved ones wake up screaming in the night.)

Categories: Geeky · Humor · Schools
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Talk Nerdy To Me

October 29, 2008 · Leave a Comment

What’s a billboard at a ballgame when you’ve got the skills to violate mid-nineties copyright laws?

Chrono Trigger Proposal

Categories: Geeky · General Life · Humor
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Dude, You’re Getting Me Extra Napkins!

October 28, 2008 · Leave a Comment

I hadn’t heard about this until today, but I still find it hilarious beyond all belief: Dell Guy Is Now A Waiter

For those of you who remember, he was the obnoxious idiot that did those “Dude, you’re getting a Dell!’ commercials a few years back. He was arrested for buying pot and Dell dropped him from their ads. Sadly, he didn’t do any jailtime, but he’s fallen quite a bit from his prior status as an actor.

Categories: General IT · General Life · Humor

Don Pepin Garcia is My Homeboy

October 21, 2008 · Leave a Comment

Categories: Cigars
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CCNP Lab and All That Jazz

October 21, 2008 · Leave a Comment

I need to stop reading about hardware for my lab while I have no money. . . dammit.
CCNP Lab Series – Master Links

And for you CCNA-nuts out there, we’ve got labs for you to obsess over, too: CCNA Lab Main Post Summary

At this time, I’d like to thank Mr. Wendell Odom, CCIE #1624, for putting together fantastic posts over at the Cisco Subnet, thereby draining my soul!!!

Categories: CCIE · CCNP · Certification · General IT

You’re Damn Right!

October 18, 2008 · Leave a Comment

Hell no, we’re not going to push for the IPv6 crunch yet. As I said, we did a terrible job of managing the IPv4 address space, and now we’re pushing to do the same with the IPv6 because it’s “inconceivably huge”. Have a look at this article.

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The Big Smoke

October 17, 2008 · Leave a Comment

Las Vegas

So, since I don’t have a job yet, I can’t afford to head off to Las Vegas or New York in November to attend either of the Big Smoke events. Ain’t this economy swell?

New York

Categories: Cigars

Words of Wisdom

October 17, 2008 · Leave a Comment

My new favorite quote:

“Maturity is knowing you were an idiot in the past.
Wisdom is knowing you’ll be an idiot in the future.
Common sense is knowing you should try not to be an idiot NOW.”

Categories: General Life · Humor

I’ve GOT to Get Me One of Those!

October 16, 2008 · Leave a Comment

This is why Phil and Kaja Foglio are on my list of personal heroes; (mainly, because they’re completely out of their minds):
The greatest onamonapoeia EVER.

Let is also be known that I will never have children, for this is the type of encounter they’d have to get used to with me as a father.

That is all.

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How I Learned to Stop Worrying and to Hate the Internet(work)

October 16, 2008 · Leave a Comment

I spent the better part of this morning reading a couple of chapters in Routing TCP/IP Volume I (Second Edition), and I have to say, I’m learning to hate IPv6. I know, I know, it’s the wave of the future and we’ll all be transitioning to it within the next ten years, or so. Still, I can’t stand some of the early nonsense they’re pushing. In one breath, it’s explained that IPv4 was once, with it’s 4.3 billion-count address space, considered practically infinate. In the next, we go through an explanation of why the “host” and “subnet” portions of an IPv6 address are fixed at 16 and 64 bits, respectively, because “the 340 trillion trillion trillion address space is so vast, and using fixed bit-lenghts makes the addresses easier to calculate, that it’s worth the wasted address-allocation”. Isn’t this exactly the same issue we began running into with IPv4 and, oh I don’t know, the 127.0.0.0 range? Isn’t this why VLSM was conceived in the first place? Sure, the IPv6 address pool seems infinite now, but let’s not forget that the true dream of IPv6 will be realized when every device on the planet has its own unique, global unicast address. Add to that the fact that you can assign multiple addresses to a single interface on a device, and one device can have multiple interfaces, we might just begin to run out of addresses all too soon.

It’s not that I inherently want to torpedo the efforts that the industry is making towards getting IPv6 out into the wild. There are plenty of cool features, like automatic address configuration, which happens on an interface without the aid of DHCP, ARP, or anything else. (Creeeeeeepy.) But going into a new standard and making all the same old mistakes of the past, using the exact same justifications we did back then, is downright foolish. I can’t justify saying, “oh, there are plenty of addresses now, we can go ahead and waste the allocations”, when this was the very same reason we’re running into issues with ISPs having to provide 6 and 7-tiered NAT implementations in countries like India and China.

I’ll be studying up much more on IPv6 as time goes on. As painful as some of these issues are for me, I also realize that as time goes on, it will become increasingly important not only to understand how IPv6 works, but also how it works in conjuction with IPv4. This, of course, also brings up the fact that there are still many aspects of the new implementation of the Internet Protocol that haven’t been figured out yet. One of these is the conversion from 32-bit addresses to the new 128-bit ones. Some proposed standards simply attached the decimal-dotted IPv4 addresses to the end of the IPv6 address, forming a weird little hybrid. Another, which seems much more reasonable, simply appends leading zeros to the 32-bit address, and converts the last four octets into hexidecimal equivalents of the original IPv4 address. (Yes, folks. It’s just that simple.)

6to4 Notation:
192.168.10.101 = 0000:0000:0000:0000:0000:0000:C0A8:0A65
(or ::C0A8:0A65)

IPv6 Dot Notation:
192.168.10.101 = 0000:0000:0000:0000:0000:0000:192.168.10.101
(or ::192.168.10.101)

There’s a long way to go before IPv6 becomes the de facto standard for the internet and private networks. There’s a lot to learn about it, and naturally, handling these addresses via DNS and dynamic routing protocols will be much easier than the shorthand, manual management of the things. Still. . . I hates it, my precioussss. . . we hatesssss it!!!

For those of you who don’t know how to do decimal-to-hex conversions in your head (gasp!), there is a very useful conversion tool available here.

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